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32 Things You Hear in Southern California Every Day

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Life on the Left Coast is its own brand of special, on many different levels.
Here are the top 32 things you are most likely to hear in Southern California on
any given day, at any given moment.

That’s about 20 minutes from here.

The 405 makes me want to kill someone.

The 101 makes me want to kill myself.

Yeah, I saw (insert celebrity here) at Whole Foods today. So what? We all
need toilet paper.

Call me/let’s do lunch/let’s grab drinks sometime (which means ‘goodbye, I
hope we don’t have to see each other too soon’).

No plastic bags? What the hell?

Plastic bags are from hell.

No, we are not all like the Real Housewives of Orange
County.

My Prius gets great mileage.

My Subaru is great in the mountains.

Are those real?

I have a med card for my back/glaucoma/night blindness.

I’ll take the #2, Animal style

I hate June Gloom.

I found an awesome spin class.

I found an awesome hot yoga class.

I found an awesome Pilates instructor.

I found an awesome plastic surgeon.

This is just a temp job. I’m actually an actor.

What projects are you working on now?

Do I need my passport for Orange County?

Can I take my dog in here? No? Okay then, never mind.

No, I don’t want to read your script.

No, I don’t want to hear your demo.

You’re from San Francisco? It’s cold up there!

Here’s a link to my web series.

Sorry, I can’t drive today. It’s raining.

Where’s my winter coat? Its only supposed to get up to
65 degrees today.

I know a place that serves a great kale salad.

Where is the Botox party this weekend?

I haven’t been outside the borders of L.A. in 6 months.

You’re going to walk there?

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