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Right-Wing Conservatism Debunked by Jesus Christ Himself
in Under 3 Minutes (Video)

Right-Wing Conservatism
Debunked by Jesus Christ Himself in Under 3 Minutes (Video)

Posted by: John
Prager in Religion, TEApublican Smack Downs, Videos
April 20, 2014

You know, even those of us who are nonreligious can’t avoid thinking about
Jesus’ message on a day like today. While conservatives spend their time
claiming that God hates poor people, the LGBT community, immigrants,
and…well…anyone who isn’t a rich, white “Christian” faketriot, we decided to
take a look at what the son of God has to say about it–and, conservatives,
you’re not going to like it.

Everyone turn your Bibles to Matthew 5.  Conservatives, since this a
book, and likely the first time you will be opening one, here is a helpful
guide:

There! Now that your Bible is open, turn the pages to Matthew 5.

5 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he
was set, his disciples came unto him:

2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them,
saying,

3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the
kingdom of heaven.

4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be
comforted.

5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the
earth.

6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after
righteousness: for they shall be filled.

7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain
mercy.

8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see
God.

9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be
called the children of God.

10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for
righteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and
persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my
sake.

12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your
reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before
you.

13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt
have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for
nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.

14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set
on an hill cannot be hid.

15 Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a
bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the
house.

16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may
see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

Now, in case you had trouble comprehending that, here’s a nice, stark-white
Jesus saying it:

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uncomfortably in the middle of a Conservative hellscape. While he is not a fan
of politicians, period, he has developed a deep-seated hatred for the bigotry,
fear mongering, and lies of the Right Wing. John also works as a warden at one
of Barry Soetoro's FEMA re-education camps and a HAARP weather control
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4 comments

dakotahgeo

April 20, 2014 at 6:41 pm

John, as a Christian minister, I can only say that you may not be
religious, but you do one heck of a fine job espousing and living his Word!
It’s something the radical religious right (RRR) might want to take some
lessons in doing. You ARE spot on the mark and blessed ARE those who not only
HEAR the Word of God BUT DO IT! Happy Easter, fella. and THANKS!

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rikitikitavi

April 20, 2014 at 12:30 pm

Thank you Mr. John Prager.

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Michelle

April 20, 2014 at 12:30 pm

Happy Easter to all our Christian friends.

Reply

JFischer

April 20, 2014 at 10:26 am

Rubbish like that is why true Christians must correct centuries of leftist
falsehoods with a true, correct, and right translation of the Bible.
(sarcasm)

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