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Top 351 Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters

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TOTAL
VOTES

ENTRY

1

01566

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
-- Tequila
Mockingbert

2

01485

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with
a better company someday.
--
YesPleaseBert

3

01383

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due
to budget cuts
--
Dan-bert

4

01305

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing
the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
-- Lynde

5

01294

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings,
they did it by killing all thoes who opposed them.
-- -hicbert

6

01204

We put the "k" in "kwality"
--
Ric

7

01171

Artificial Intelligence in no match for Natural
Stupidity
-- mbert

8

01101

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the
right thing.
--
Unethicalbert

9

01032

A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably
has a scapegoat.
-- Tequila
Mockingbert

10

01027

Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your
rent.
-- HouseBert

11

01026

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...
then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
-- Tequila Mockingbert

12

00998

Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with
that?"
-- Mikey-bert

13

00980

TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame
yourself.
-- Bearbert

14

00961

If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our
rivals!
-- AhBert

15

00959

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.
--
Fusion

16

00939

2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
--
Dave

17

00937

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid
altogether.
-- Jay
Hamill

18

00936

Plagiarism saves time.
-- Aran
Ryan

19

00927

We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no
work! We are union members!
--
GoodforNothingbert

20

00923

ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.....
-- Grantbert

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