Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my
penis erect, can you help me?"

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the
problem
with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are
damaged.

"There's really nothing I can do for you unless you're  willing to
try
an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is  this treatment?"

"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is  take the muscles
from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in  your penis."

Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the  thought of
going
through life without ever having sex again is too  much, let's go
for
it."

A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to
use
his improved equipment.  He planned a romantic evening for his
girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the
city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring  between his legs that
continued to the point of being uncomfortable.

To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly.  His penis
immediately
sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll

and then returned to his pants.

His girlfriend was stunned at first  but then said with a sly
smile,
"That was incredible! Can you do that again?"

Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit
another
roll in my ass."

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