Just for fun...

BUMPER STICKERS
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Love:  two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

Pride is what we have.  Vanity is what others have.

Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart"?

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I smile because I don't know what's going on.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Lottery:  A tax on people who are bad at math.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

My karma ran over my dogma.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

We are Microsoft.  Resistance is futile.  You will be assimilated.

3 Kinds of People: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Diplomacy is the art of saying, 
"Nice Doggie," until you can find a rock.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
particles.

"Auntie Em:  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog." -Dorothy

Eschew Obfuscation.

The lab called.  Your brain is ready.

I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here.

Not a native, but I got here as fast as I could.

Hang up and drive!

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian

because I hate plants.

Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.

668 - Neighbor of the beast.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
