Subject: Another two dogs
Date: Tue, 22 Jul 1997 10:31:42 -1000

Two dogs, a poodle and a great dane, were waiting in their cages at the
vet's office.  The poodle was very nervous and started a conversation
with the great dane by saying, "Boy, did I screw up yesterday."  His
neighbor, being sympathetic, asked what happened.  The poodle explained,

"My owner is a very religious lady who recently became engaged to the
choir director of her church.  His family came over to meet me.  I don't
know what it was about his mother, but when  she walked in I lost
control and started humping her leg.  I couldn't stop.  They eventually
got a hold of my collar, damn near choked me to death and then threw me
in the back room, so now I'm here to be castrated."  

The great dane said, "I can understand your situation.  My owner is an
old spinster who never lets me go out.  Yesterday she had just completed
her shower and was bent over the tub cleaning it out when I walked by. 
When I saw her bare ass in the air, I lost control.  I mounted the old
bitch and rode her for all she was worth. I stayed on her until we both
collapsed from exhaustion."  

The poodle then said, "so I guess you are here to be castrated also?"  
"No," said the great dane, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."
