The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) 
•New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. 
•Canadians plant gardens. 

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) 
•Californians shiver uncontrollably. 
•Canadians Sunbathe. 

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) 
•Italian Cars won't start 
•Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) 
•Distilled water freezes 
•Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) 
•New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. 
•Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C) 
•Hollywood disintegrates. 
•Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) 
•Mt. St. Helens freezes. 
•Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) 
•Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 
•Canadians pull down their ear flaps. 

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) 
•Ethyl alcohol Freezes. 
•Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) 
•Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. 
•Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) 
•Hell freezes over. 
•The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.