Subject: Some Joky stuff
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 1997 08:50:52 -0500

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
 
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they
still grow?  Only to be troubled and insecure?
 
Is there another word for synonym?
 
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
 
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown
away?
 
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
 
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?
 
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an
endangered plant?
 
What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
 
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
 
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
 
Why is the word abbreviation so long?

