From: Dave A. Wreski 

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows95:

Windows95: <win-doz-nin-te-fiv> n.

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell 
for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system 
originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor,
written by a 2 bit company, 
that can't stand 1 bit of competition.



