Subject: Income Tax
Date: Wed, 27 Aug 1997 23:22:19 -1000

One day, this man, Tony, died.  When he was sent to be judged, he was
told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven
right away.
He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income
taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep
with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and
enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an
eternity in heaven. 
So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.

As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead.  Carlos was
with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with.  When he approached
Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied "I cheated on
my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money ...
even more then you did."  They both shook their heads in understanding
and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might
as well hang out together to help pass the time.

Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along,
minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that
they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely
drop dead gorgeous super model/centerfold.  Stunned, Tony and Carlos
approached the man and in fact it was their friend Jon.  They asked him
how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with
these god-awful women.  Jon replied "I have no idea, and I'm definitely
not complaining.  This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and
I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward
to.  There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. After
every time we have sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself,
  "Damned income taxes"!!!!!


