Fwd: Tyson-Holyfield Headlines
>
> I might be a little late...I knew they would be coming....here they
> are....BITE JOKES!!!!   Courtesy of Mike Tyson.
>
>   Here's a selection of newspaper headlines on Sunday and
> Monday from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
>
>       "A Bad Bite for Boxing" - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
>       "Twice Bitten" - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
>       "Bite of the Century!" - Arizona Republic.
>       "Bite Night" - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
>       "Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night" - The Record > of
> Hackensack,
>  NJ
>       "Reality Bites" - Times Union of Albany, NY
>       "Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell" -Salt
>
>  Lake > Tribune.
>      "Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism" - The (Baltimore)Sun.
>       "Biting Commentary" - The Boston Herald.
>      "Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield" - Huntsville (Ala.)Times.
>       "Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson" - The Indianapolis
> Star.
>       "Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight" -Sun-Sentinel,
>  Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
>       "Earmarks of cowardice" - Houston Chronicle.
>       "Earmark of an eerie night" - The Atlanta Journal and the
> Atlanta
>  Constitution.
>       "A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins" - Kansas City Star.
>       "From Champ to Chomp" - The Herald-Sun of Durham, NC
>       "The Champ and the Chomp" - The Jersey Journal.
>      "Holyfield Still Chomp-ion" - San Francisco Examiner.
>      "Heavyweight Chomp" - Philadelphia Inquirer.
>       "Undisputed Chomp" - USA Today.
>       "World Chomp" - The Sun (London).
>       "Requiem for a Chompion" - Philadelphia Daily News.
>       "Sucker Munch" - The Sun (London).
>       "Biting Back: Evander has public's ear" - Daily News, New York.
>       "Toss Tyson Out on Ear" - Daily News, New York.
>       "Ear Flap" - Newsday.
>       "Ears Have It! Evander Wins" - Montgomery (Ala.)Advertiser.
>       "Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow" - Providence
> Journal-Bulletin.
>       "Dracula" - New York Post.
>       "Champ Chewing Over Legal Options" - New York Post.
>       "It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat" - New York Post.
>       "For Tyson, Tooth Hurts" - New York Post.
>       "Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible" - New York Post.
>       "Lobe Blow for Boxing" - The Tennessean.
>       "Iron Mike Goes Down Biting" - The Sunday Oklahoman.
>       "Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next" - The Daily Oklahoman.
>       "Ear of Scorn" - Kansas City Star.
>       "Pay Per Chew" - Philadelphia Daily News.
>       "Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs" -Arkansas
>  Democrat-Gazette.
>       "Ear-Responsible" - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
>       "Tyson Scars Face of Boxing" - The Guardian (London).



