Dear Tide,

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have.
My wife has used it since the beginning of our married
life, when her mom said it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my wife's new white blouse, and she started to berate
me about my drinking problem. Well, one thing led to
another, and she ended up with a lot of her blood on
the blouse as well!

I tried to get the stains out using a bargain
detergent, but they just wouldn't come out. After a
quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of Liquid
Tide with bleach alternative and all of the stains
came out!! They came out so well, in fact, that all
the DNA tests were negative!!

I want thank you once again for a great product! Well,
gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty Bag
people.

Regards,
