Man's Best Friend:

One fall day Steve was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse,
which was  followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by
a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.

Intrigued, Steve went up to the man following the second hearse and
asked him who was in the first hearse.  "My wife," the man replied.

"I'm sorry," said Steve.  "What happened to her?"

"My dog bit her and she died."

Steve then asked the man who was in the second hearse.  The man
replied, "My mother-in-law.  My dog bit her and she died as well."

"Can I borrow your dog?"

"Get in line." replied the man.

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